The world's most intense snail race is underway! Escargot takes the lead over snailliam, but he hasn't given up yet!

Who the heck is this?

I am winnie, and some gibberish...

I guess I found something in the state... The two kids lost at sea maybe? Apparently I dyed my hair blue...

A poor child suffers brain damage from a rare disease known as bing syndrome, which is caused by a lack of a chrome-o-some ;P.

no, just no...

A bishop condones Jared Fogle's sexual enterprises.

Dahnold speaks a wise American proverb, because using a Chinese one would limit fair trade.

How bleached ppl and monkeys acquire automobiles

Winnie Lee Oswald the Pooh assassinates John F. Kennedy (1963).

Explored the planets, when I came upon Uranus. Also earth got 'sploded by the Nerzis.

Black stick figure has 3 periods / abortions.