I'll kick anyone's ass! I'll kick your ass! I'll kick your dogs ass! I'll kick my own ass!

Fuckin I don't need this shit anymore.

Some child, with down syndrome, I assume, is feeding his dog cocoa puffs. The ignorant fuck.

Well I guess you could draw porn. That'd be kinda cool.

A giant green cyclops stares at a small man he is holding by an ankle, like "The fuck is you?"

You've got five seconds to get off my plane, if you do not, I will find you and I will kill you.

Jack black stares at furry, confused, and slightly aroused.

An angry furry just stares at the sun like a retard, screaming "NO MORE PLEASE." Who is this guy? A comedian?

The words "Feces and Chlorine" are graffitied on a wall, as a depressed cop sort of just. . . sits there.

The moon watches, amused, as white man struggle with basketball.

How about, the scissors your mother used last night. You know the ones.

A dragon with the balls the size of megaton attacks the world