A vampire probed by a virus.

Knife cutting pointer and middle fingers

Darth Vader fucking a horse with a green light saber.

New Chain

Janet is on a hike and has found a dead person.

The stars in the sky.

A brown-skinned man has walked in on his parents "doin' it." Close-up of his face.

Doodle or Die

A woman attends a show by a new comic, only to discover the comic is a two-foot-tall English-speaking walking-on-two-feet elephant.

New Chain

The moon trying to escape Earth's orbit to play with the sun

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