With the end of a spoon I scratch, "Hey" into the prison walls.

A scary person is pleased with prosthetic clamp hands.

The fruit friends ostracize the potato.

Tyrone rejects the alien's advances.

An orange baby dinosaur cries out to a man with no arms.

The sun is dead. You catch fire despite the wind storm that has you clinging to the edge of a pool near the train tracks.

An amoeba fails to write a backward "N".

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The dolphin wants you to enter his Rape Cave.

A donkey with a cigar.

A demon cow

The Penguin has taken the bat mobile!

I try to stop Greg as he goes to use the bloody urinal.

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