Your mom being raped by your best friend in childform.

Twister mon!

Hair salve that says lard.

Gay unicorn.

Pinocchio fox.

My momma when I ain't givin' her muh D.

Some dots and lines that kind of look like a shoe or a tie or something? I don't fucking know...

Pussy ass bitch ninja unicorn.

Guy being punched in the face by a yellow fist and the words "Derp Unicorn".

Japanese jibber nonesense.