baby cries tears that literally flood a house
Garfield puked on the floor. The puke has become sentient and dispairs at its lot in life
snake horse tounge cummy yummy horse tail smaking your ass
He is addicted to sniffing Christmas. His eyes are bloodshot and he is a mess
Doctor is stealing someones eyeball
dragon asking if someone knows where his hot dog butt plug is
gordon ramsey having a heart attack
R.Kelly, he dindu nuffin
a big man stares down at a sign saying 'nusist beach'
a man in ugly christmas sweater asking if he's a joke to other laughing men with titties
Jay Leno promises not to fall down this time. Jay Leno does not have a torso.
"Oh no... I didn't bring my insurance card to the doctor's appointment..."
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