What happens if you mix Batman with an aluminium can?

7.64, if that is a zero. 13.64, if that is a 6.

A horse that has been hit in the face with a sledghammer.

Justin Bieber sucking off all of 1 Direction at the same time, while his newest album plays. 1 Direction are all fingering each other too.

Two gay traffic cones are trying to buttfuck each other, but are very angry because they keep slipping on oil.

3 chums - a dog, a chicken and a seal are in the forest. They are badly, badly sunburned. The seal is particularly upset.

New Chain

A freakish (and well drawn) combination of Stimpy and Blanka.

Fluffikins got into the LSD stash again.

The Sheriff has been hung. His dying wish is for a man with a gun on a stick to shoot the dinosaur that hung him. The man is happy to do it.

The waves crash on the sun-scorched beach, as the glorious sunset sends pinks and purples cascading towards the horizon.

An ugly girl, disgusted by the stink of her own unwashed armpits.

A guy with a unibrow, holding up a my little pony. One of his eyes is looking up the pony's bumhole, the other is checking for witnesses.

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