The first African-American toddler in space takes a poop before liftoff.

My neighbors, Phan and Tiua, asleep in their hammock....

Some dumbass duck fell into my chili...AGAIN!

A cigar butt trading war stories with some old chewing tobacco.

Something that begins with an 'M'.

No comment!

What's inside of your head !

Unit TR-44 joined a new dating website. Sadly for him he assumed EmoLove.com was for fans of electrically modified orgasms. Who knew?

Gary Coleman, man or machine?

Stripey was different than the other candy canes. He could appreciate the beauty of nature as well as contemplate death, especially at Xmas.

Young Adolf's life takes a turn for the worse.

Mr. Harkkle we fixed your broken heart with a new procedure called a 'cardio-archer-typical transverse link", invented by Dr. Cupid.