we all wish our zombie master would return from the sky.

According to this scale, his brain is off the charts!

alien engages the tractor beam. (this is not a metaphor for sex.)

brown ship is being targeted by multiple predators with color coordinated targeting reticles.

Asians have monogamous consensual intercourse doggy style while wearing neko ears.

dark times ahead for canada.

New Chain

Lonely man masturbating in a public bathroom to the sound of another man shitting in the next stall.

some strange text. its hard to read... there are some odd-looking characters, like some sort of ancient inscription.

'artist' on doodle or die can't even draw the sun, crying that hes not good enough. he thinks it's grey.

death by video games

charlie brown has a harsh breakup after a lifelong love of cheesy spray.

New Chain

Lonely man masturbating in a public bathroom to the sound of another man shitting in the next stall.

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