A German man in Lederhosen and a white t-shirt with a German flag logo saying "Nein!" to a mug of beer. A paradox indeed.

The Ladybug stares into your soul. Deny her, and she will destroy you.

Someone has managed to unravel a basketball, and they've place the strands on their head like a crown.

Guile is disappointed in you. Look at that defeated face. Go home and be a family man.

It's a cow pie. Literally, a pie that is a cow. It is mooing.

Oh shit, Mr. T's hopped up on Bath Salts. Hide your face, Hide your ass! (And hide your husband, cause he eatin' everybody out here.)

Jesus is shooting down enemy jets with laser crosses he can produce from his eyes. Apparently, he has also hit a bird.

Herp Durpin' Walrus.

Trogdor has fartinated all the peoples.

Distinguished gentlemen with golden top hats and monocles discussing mudkips.

A singing Ditto from Pokemon. It's not very good, apparently.

It's raining Tang and Sunny D on the plains of Africa.