That one chick that was killed and quartered back in the 50s. You know... The one they made a movie about. The Black something...

Xenu punishes a monk for killing a bearded chicken. Presumably the monk now has pneumonia.

Sky writing over my hammy.

A guy watching the terminator walk through an X ray machine. The Top cheers him on.

nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana BATMAAAAAAAAN, BATMAAAAAAAAN, BATMAAAAAAAAN!

O shit. I got to stop drinking. I keep ending up in hat land. Its that fucking PBR. Does it every time. Time to just stick to weed or crack.

Its the boat from Holes.

spidah man in da hood

Poor porcupine whore gets taunted with a carrot. She longs for the day that she can stop selling her needles on the street to smack-heads

Castro in his better years eating a lime and somehow smoking a cigar in the oxygen enriched atmosphere of a submarine.

The eternal struggle between a man and his pants.

Place a bag on your ol John Thomas... Its divine to own a dong.