LOOK AT THIS GRAPH. DOODLE OR DIE IS CRASHING.

Kirby can only imagine the power he would obtain if he wielded the Star Rod via an alternative orifice.

Launched from Earth by its silken web, an arachnid proudly strides upon the lunar surface.

A pair of eldritch beings attempt to imitate human faces, but end up looking quite disturbingly uncanny instead.

An image of the fully illuminated Earth against a backdrop of numerous stars.

A mecha reminiscent of those found in the Five Star Stories beckons the viewer with its left hand, whilst it grips a rifle in its right.

A beam of light splits a mountain, sending rocks flying. It is night.

The sun rises upon a green glade, winds hoisting aloft swirls of petals.

The champions of Doodle or Die gather for the final battle royale.

A dragonborn lady dressed in contemporary fashion winks coquettishly at the viewer. Her tail is on fire.

Earth rises above the horizon of the Moon, forming a blue-white crescent.

A white-haired lad dressed warmly smokes while looking askance at the viewer, plainly displeased about the gambling ad above.