“I opened myself to the gentle indifference of the world.”
You wake up with Your Adoring Fan's face in your face. He says he touched you while you slept. SHOW HIM HOW YOU BECAME GRAND CHAMPION!
A buff, blonde dude paints I LOVE MOM on a brick wall. He also has a tattoo that says I <3 MOM. Weirdo.
Your OC is surrounded by a hoard of cats.
Surfing on a rocket.
American's definition of Earth
Edward finds a pentagram and hopes to use it to alchemize an arm and a leg for himself.
Rain and ladders bring May flowers
A bald man with a large tumor on top of his skull is trying to open a savings account. The teller denies him due to the man's hideous growth
A large, muscular humanoid creature with a fanged skull face looms over a pretty blob lady. The blob lady looks miffed & says "do not want".
Dr. Luv fixes up Erilin and sends them on their way. Your OC stands across the street, people watching and enjoying the warm sun.
Yao Ming started crying at practice and made his teammates uncomfortable, so someone threw a basketball at his face to make him stop.
A pinto bean holds a yellow trident at the bottom of a lake.