Doodle or Die

You have angered the pantheon of gods! If you don't dress up as a bee, Zeus will take away your firstborn.

Cthulu cat starts rapping.

Doodle or Die

The poughkeepsie tapes needed more creepy bees! BEES BEES BEES BEES BEES!

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Your favorite scene from your favorite movie.

You can cut your wrists while listening to emo music, but you can't cut your tear drops.

It's an ORC-splosion. Get it? Get it? I'm bad at making puns, Also I wonder where this orc found some dynamite...

Jake the dog knows exactly what's up. He's been doing cocaine with that vampire girl.

'Mark you watch twilight you fag' said Allen, who stood there with a blank expression on his face. Allen was right, Mark is a total loser.

If you flipped burgers at burger king your whole life, you'd hate it too.

Moustache brand lemonade. This is for real manly men like cowboys.

A new sitcom starring Kanye West as a school teacher.

It seems like this tire... *puts on sunglasses* ....Got tired. YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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