A man with a frying pan on his head plays basketball against a pile of shit.

Rule 63 Abraham Lincoln.

The quad-tounged man's lament.

I think we rented the wrong movie...

Doctor, are you sure this will work?

Giant killer robot wielding an axe.

This water droplet has hurt his head. How is that even possible?

Bleeding green face and black dot.

Man begs for just one fuck. Oh god.

Aw, crap. My wife caught me masturbating to "The Cosby Show" again.

E.T. attempts to phone home.