an oblivious blob makes his way down the street as he is followed by two strange green shadows

wear hair? over there.

the pizza god smiles down upon a lucky polygon.

the feel when you sit on a wet toilet seat

absolutely not. now with a blue border!

death is confused by pikachu.

a fancy seal murdering a basic bitch who dissed his top hat

if disney did lion king with a $10 animation budget

the frog has hopped off the mortal coil. rip, sweet prince.

i take objection with the shit you are talking, sir

a doritos party that you aren't invited to, son.