what the fuck is that

A fat grey cat with a spot on the left side of his face understands the plight of a sickman with no nose and arms coming out of his head.

A woman with spaghetti for hair looks up to the "heavens" in a supposedly deep picture that ultimately comes off as cheesy and stupid.

Santa Claus giving a child a penis in a jar as his gift.

You using the item directly to the left of you in a zombie apocalypse.

A walking talking orange that the drawer thinks is E.T finally learning how to take advantage of his psychic alien powers.

What time is it?

Suddenly, frog on a bench

The sun is angry that the moon has developed to the same size of it, inevitably causing the whole Solar System to crash into itself. Death!

Business clown with a half arrow pointing to his hair - hmm.

I refuse to comment on your Homestuck.

Half-drawn monkey bear looking at what would have been a red man (but was half-drawn).