Pizza aliens

SEEK THEE A NUNNERY!

I'm a kooooalllaaaaaa.

What does smoking really cost you..?

Mermaid treasure trove

Huddling in a corner, hiding from a person.

The literal "runs"?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple..?.... Finding only half.

I don't kill! When people fight me, it's really exhausting, so they simply have to sleep it off.

My cat lays on the printer and prints photos I've never even taken....