A man balancing a censor bar on his head while a father and son look on

A crow that don't need a man

cat man pissing on unsuspecting brother

Grimace's shiny ass

The party plant never stops partying

A man sucking his own hat in the pool

A bacon strip is confused by UV rays

Doodle or Die

That one dumb (but hot) girl in scary movies that always wants to split up is told otherwise by a smart man.

Spaghetti with a topping of vomit

An emo ferret in a red sweater

Snowman pisses itself thinking a retarded dinosaur is a ghost

A blue guy who found a giant tooth

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