I wept with a single, radiant sock in my hands on Christmas morning. I was overwhelmed by what can only be described as the BEST gift EVER.

Helluva scribble. You can just barely make out some words, and one of them says sterk

Gotta catch dem Buttémon

Aw that's just gross

derp cow chewin' cud

A french guy composed entirely of weed.

A triple-layer cake, probably strawberry flavored, wishing "Fagoot" a happy 6th birthday.

Electrode

pencil calls for penetration!

Twitter poops on facebook

Butterfly farts his way to freedom, exclaiming, "Bitch" in cursive

Angry face says, "WAT."