SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL

Man aggressively uses his smartphone.

Smellovision was a bad idea for The Walking Dead.

Hitler finds his happy place in the rainbow fields of Austria. This is a happy time for Hitler. He decided not to roast the Jews tonight.

Instead of admitting that he is bad at video-games he claims that Dark Souls is artificially difficult

The Fonz rests his back on a tree outside of a city.

Switzerland experiences an influx of Muslims.

Gingerbread Man was talking shit and now he's gonna get a knife to the gumdrops.

Just call me Otacon. It stands for Otaku Convention.

A character from a shitty web comic gets knocked out by the ghost of Muhammad Ali

Even with Nasa's budget cuts they were able to put a giraffe on the moon.

"Hammer Hands" Frank slaps God and is sent to Gliphnox, the honey planet where it rains crumpled up paper.