Redditor finally realizes how to get reddit gold

Bowser is president and hires the WahIA to spy on the Mushroom Kingdoom

You see that foot path? You can walk it.

After attaining all worldly riches, Wario realizes something is missing in his life...

Zelda smashes his mother's vase for a rupie

Snake fails CQC and alerts a Jew

Your mother will die in her sleep unless you type "arra arra mother-san"

when you're literally up shit creek

He did nothing wrong!

Wario and Bowser agree to kill Mario

I like to grow WEEDS

Wario is best nintendo