A MAN SHOVES A HOTDOG DOWN HIS THROAT AND IT CUMS ALL INSIDE HIS STOMACH

A FURIOUS YELLOW MAN DEVOURS A SMALL WOMAN WITH HIS ASSHOLE; SHIT FLIES EVERYWHERE

A boy named Bobby has a propane canister stuck up his ass, while his father, Hank, looks on in disappointment.

Doodle or Die

A crossdresser is relaxing under a tree. It is looking at a sidewalk, but doesn't understand what it is looking at.

A MAN WITH A NEEDLE DICK (ITS LIKE A HUGE INJECTION NEEDLE) HOLDS IT WHERE HIS COAT IS AND PREPARES TO STAB A SMALL CHILD WITH IT

Someone opens a banana peel, only to find a baseball bat where a banana should have been.

muhammad harnesses the power of bananas and creates a lemon that wants nothing more than a peaceful and relaxing life. in a rocking chair.

A white man is on the ground and is being burned to death by a black man, who has his mouth open and is shooting a laser at him.

Yeah, so, there's this animated, big piece of bubble gum. It seems happy, but it's really fucking pissed at something. I don't know either.

a radical girl with a mohawk decides to do hella sweet things

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