Im gonna pretend this offends me for attention

Elephants never forgive.

Jerking off a salt shaker.

The South will rise

Goldfish NAMBLA

arms linguini

A man puts a toothpick between his big toe and toenail, then kicks the wall as hard as he can.

Six million Jews burning in hell.

That hot braod from the hella weird loony tunes movie punching satan

A naked anorexic does not believe in gambling with physics-defying dice.

Pink Gumby with horrendously swollen hands and yellow hair. He's jacked out of his mind and has some pretty sweet tits.

Obese reddit alien with his mouth sewn shut, gazing in speechless horror at the Great Shit in the Sky.