Jack is a happy carrot. The happiest carrot in the entire crop. He's all snuggled in the ground with his carrot friends.

Ross n Arin blazin dat urb

Gus refuses a taste of Burnie's hot weiner.

"THIS COFFEE TASTES LIKE SHIT." "I guess you could say it's a CRAPpiccino?" "YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?"

"Who you calling Dis-Gus-ting; I'm pretty as fuck."

Ryan is a rich bitch while the others only have spare change. They're also steaks with beards on them.

Arin-Boo plays the beloved yet non-descript Video Game 64 console.

Upset Danny waddles away from his problems through a grassy field.

A slice of bread has no time for your green colour.

Ruby agrees!

Barbara wants more active doodlers on DOD.

Big Gus made me do it. Now lick me clean.