Sleeping douchebag proudly loves upside down dogs.

A cat tries to impress the ladies. He is French. A WWII injury left him with an abnormally long front leg.

Baked as hell hippy wears Mexican condiments in his/her hair (gender is impossible to determine).

Pizza refuses to eat a fat man, as the pizza is already full.

Bemonocled Phallus Rumpleston discusses nonsensical verbosity of Lacan.

Violent unibrow.

Draw your impression of the jackass that thinks drawing penises is the pinnacle of internet comedy.

Towel folding competition.

Delusional apple hallucinates that she's surrounded by worms.

Which is worse: no God, or no toilet paper?

Naked bear is pissed off at kids giving him sub-par candy on Halloween.

Illiterate drag queen eats perfume.