a whiteboard becomes self aware and touches on all of life's problems.

a chicken with a cancerous tongue rises early to no avail.

an anime tangerine is pleased. very pleased

a police officer with a growth on his head questions his urination is / is like. (not sure on the last part)

a black hole begins to make a pass at jupiter

a hoodrat proudly displays his herpies

a smurfs digestive tract is mangled

dragonballz gets saucy

an elephant's days are numbered

arachnid is aroused by feet

bloody twinkie