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Urinating on a mushroom while your friend shits. meanwhile carrots.

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Diamond-headed man gives you the middle finger, despite him having six fingers.

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Dove plays basketball@.

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Pedobear takes candy from a baby@

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baby with a shoe on it's head.

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The angry inmate swallowed the key@.

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Man contemplates being banned from minecraft while shitting. Autism is not funny@

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R2D2 throws your grandmother down the stairs@

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Red head in a pink dress gives you the "Come-hither" look.

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