"No, my mouth isn't on my forehead" (yes, it is)

Fu Manchu loves Twilight

Stoned elf doesn't know what's happening

Hi Earth!

Sexy but hairy purple lady lost in the desert

A guy greetings his ass

Kamasutra for worms

S&M party with clowns

Guy gets riddled with bullets by the police cause he didn't want to leave is beloved balloon

Keyboard says a "yo momma" joke

The sun shines and a red car is on the street

Angry frenchman's orgasm

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