Mudkip is street as FUCK. Bangin, slingin, murkin, he does it all.

A pig is rolling in circles, but has lost control of his bowels. How troubling.

No more Lil Wayne. We're fed up with his antics!

A lonely redditor is floating down a stream in a life preserver. He has no paddle. Thank god.

A rat has just discovered the bomb, but didn't have the forethought to purchase the bomb diffusal pack at the beginning of the round. Crap.

A rasta man is beating the everloving shit out of Ditto. Try to transform your way out of this one, jah love.

A purple man approaches a green man covered in snakes, and provokes him into a fight. This will not end well.

A man standing on an ironing board is doing it. He's finally doing it.

H...here I go!

Stereotypical chinaman holding a sword. This is incorrect, however, as the Chinese army of this period used spear weapons.

A man asks if you'd be willing to lick your hamster. I certainly wouldn't!

Lelouche vi Britannia commands you... BECOME A CANADIAN GOOSE.