The orkin man is actually a dalek who feasts on the blood of lady bugs

The epic kiss between a boy and his magical jar

Little boy is disoriented after getting stitches

A Black Whale dancing at a rave.

Too girls ran head first into each other and are now crying on the floor

After the tragic death of Spongebob, Patrick dealt with his grief by spending hours talking to a lump of swiss cheese in spongebob's clothes

Nuclear Mario

Apparently, q-tips don't much care for their job.

Kenny G ditched the sax, grew a goatee, and tried his hand at a career in being a jerk. Not surprisingly, he hasn't been laid since.

After four of her arms were ripped from her body, the octopus was prescribed some freakin' good pain meds

Red-haired christian shoots crosses out of her eyes

Smug sun can shoot lasers from his eyes