One day, the orange beetle would escape his cold, moony prison. One day.

A pink man sits upon the WheelOfFortune wheel as it floats through the ocean. He protects his mouse friend from a shower of gold and cries.

Blue Circle experiences a case of schadenfreude over Yellow Square's misfortune.

A promiscuous jellyfish attempts to forcefully woo a young blonde, but she is equipped with an electrified chastity belt.

Betty White looks bored with her vegetable assortment.

A blue cyclops duck holds a tomato. He has already used this tomato to kill Simon, Amanda, and David. You are next. Run.

Recent lab tests have shown that cats' brains are actually a small community of cartoon characters in the shape of brain cells. More at 11.

A man has his feet stuck in a giant puddle of hallucinogenic grape jelly and imagines that the floor is made of fractals.

Ric Flair, your career should have never come to this.

No man is an island. Especially ridiculously skilled artists who probably don't have jobs, hence being on the internet at 1 am.

A rotten zombie carrot contemplates his existence.

Dr. Manhattan writes a letter to someone on an upright desk with a lamp. Unbeknowest to him, he is pregnant with an anime character.