Chess pieces bemoan their Spongebob desktop. Also it is 2003 judging by the presence of some Spongebob wallpaper

A very disinterested man is selling me a clam in a can.

Sun rejecting those cookies you slaved over all night to get just right. What an ungrateful swine

The sun with a weird stubby pink torso

Caught between a rock and another rock

A progress bar, 2/3 full yet saying 2% for some strange reason.

Captain Marvel being a douche

Kid flips over a computer

American education system

Dead dudes, also the moon is a bowling ball.

A snake educates some hobos in basic maths

First meeting of the Latter Saints of the Quadrilaterals