Super powered Doritos.

If only I could be so gloriously incandescent ...

A bunch of literal and figurative coats line up to watch the new arthouse film "Jar on Shelf".

Gabe Newell's fat levels finally reach critical mass and thus beginneth the end times.

Coon, the local village retard, finally realises all his limbs have no bones. But he doth not care, for he is Coon, Aspergers King.

Little brown dog with a blue nose looking smug as fuck that he got mustard all over his damn chin. Also there's poop on the floor.

Man clearly surprised that he appears to be made of water. Doing the splits.