Bender recommends Fry to insert a knife rectally

freckled grape-boy asks for piles and suggests to rub grapes on your grapes and sells purple strawberries

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A man loses his neck-skin. there's a red hole

a midget without pants spreads out a lot of shit

a mime drinks coke like a lady on a bar stool

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pug eating half of a woman's breast while partying

one of six has the "the big dream (of america)"

Doodle or Die

Cactus, pink clouds, sun, orange sky, a gold nugget lays on a giant butt and was caught by a cowboy

Obama with grey sideburns and blond hair & red tie is the shit and wants the flies to vote for him. ("Guess who!")

Spotlights on for racises!

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the inventor of the ball laughs about the name for his invention, because it reminds him of scrotums

two asians try to catch a diglet

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