Test paper with an A+ mark flaunts his pride over the test paper with a mark of F-

Blond vampire with bloody fangs.

It sucks when the boat you're sailing in gets impaled by a long pointy wave.

You don't know pain until you find your finger floating in a bottle of Pepto Bismal.

And as climate change brought polar bears closer to humanity, one ran for president, hoping to change environmental law.

Underwater banana farts.

Yes, even pigs do drugs...

When knitting goes wrong.

Carrots shouldn't get high.

All I want for christmas is a brown Hankey.

Batman. Brains.

Do not be deceived by the magical rainbow. It will cutchu