First rule of Mr. Popo's training

Walter the Watermelon rolls down a hill into oncoming traffic

A man happily goes down with his ship.

Your mother has crabs. Extreme jerk death crabs. All she has to fight them off with is a lighter

A nose dreams of one day playing baseball

White Jules from Pulp Fiction accidentally cut his fingers off

A Hostile Chicken with a bad case of Agoraphobia

Long demon dog with a tumor and an accent

GHOSTS having a birthday party

Chuck Norris smoking a cigar while round-house kicking Nic Cage in the face. (Chuck is wearing very tight pants)

Mickey Mouse slaughtering zombies with a pitchfork. Make sure he has a peg leg and a hook for a hand, because these are Pirate zombies.

A big purple bigfoot with a boner