CASTLE

Soap dispenser.

I baked you a pie.

Bailey Jay's shoe.

An elephant, crowned majestically in green, walks toward the Ant King, defiantly.

Django Unchained.

Sexy iPhone flirts with you.

Psychadelic, veiny house guitar.

A spurt of mustard.

Andrew Jackson Jihad.

Cat is afraid of heroin.

Green Slenderman insults your grammar.