A hammer. Okay?

Nuns gone wild.

ANOTHER WEEN. WHY.

A toy maker's creation trapped inside a crystal ball. Balancing whichever way he tilts it, she won't let him break her spirit.

"NO." That's all.

While out on a camping trip with his wife, Gregory takes the isolation as an opportunity to rip his beloved's heart out at exactly midnight.

A blonde lady lies awake in bed, waiting for her husband to return even though he left her for another woman 15 years ago.

A man is supposed to sing, but doesn't know how. He got a dope necklace, tho.

Tits named "Tits McGee" walking around and wearing striped panties.

Sierra Leone

OBAMA.

Blue balls' meaner older cousin.