Guy thinks small child is too young to have a beard
Desert life makes Sonic bad at spelling
A pirate with eye-patch makes awesome-face
A bearded, burly man in green suspenders complains while in a long queue at the post office.
Sun with halo and angel wings. Also wearing sunglasses although that seems kind of bizarre.
A gang of farm animals robbing a jewellery store.
Man vomits into a toilet (or is making sangria, 'course, it's shank or be shanked)
Ronald McDonald goes postal on board of directors.
Bloodshot eye refuses on account of being mormon. Also some pills or something.
Anime fan tries to make goatse with her mouth
Cat with creepy elongated pupils and a '3' on its side as a mouth.
Pikachu with kawaii eyes