a person just saw the first screens of Half-Life 3

Star Struck Eyes and Drool (nice eyes btw)

a Bowling Pin saying Quack

a recently lit match stick, with a green handle so you know its made by hippies

a Green cat is being impalled by a purple fish that it was trying to eat.. Also there is epic lightning in the background

A picture of a turd, with antenae, and exclaiming that they are our brothers

a child molester attempting to abduct a small german child

a badly drawn pie chart about periods

two DEFINITELY jewish people meeting after a long battle in the restroom

Father ninja teaching ninja son the no-gun rule for ninjas

A Cat with large eyes, and an anchor for its mouth

Invisible man, wearing a blue jacket, tie, and top hat (only those) smoking a pipe