an angry fat man in a speedo with a spray tan and spary-on abs

a happy spider shooting a laser

a guy staring into the sky questions his existance

some dude threw a frisbee at spongebob. it hit him in the head

a cut e mousie holding a purple flower....awww he looks kinda depressed

a dresser is too sleepy to get up when his momma comes in. he says he needs 5 more minutes

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An expired condom is giving the new condom some pointers

a green floppy disk. it says game but we all know it really is porn

a tree and a blonde chick with sexy blue eyes are seeing something so awesome that they can't believe their eyes!

a cross between a beaver, a rat and a pile of shit staring deeply into your soul

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