Your taskbar.

"I fucking dare you to surf me. Think you're badass enough? "Nope."

The clock on the wall ticks away the minutes until the red phone rings...

"Sorry for decapitating you, dude!" "'Salright."

Apparently, a female with cute orange horns and big ol' square glasses. She's sayin' "im just eridao", that's what it looks like anyway...

Dammit. An awesomely cool leek such as myself cannot be seen dropping ice-cream like that. Best get my shades on and hope no-one notices.

Heart failure

The Doodle or Die logo

An angry pink circle vomits moss while standing arms akimbo.

A cave entrance; dripping slime, a black pool of water, and a cyclopic dark rock combine to give it a monstrous appearance.

Telescopic fingers.

A pen seducing a pencil