The tin man giving me bedroom eyes.

The Sniper borrows Medic's glasses out of curiosity and discovers he can see into the 9th dimension. Medic, however, is totally blind.

A well-endowed lady comments on the odd shape of her left arm.

Purple dragon equals roast turkey equals small green dinosaur.

Warrior mud puddle needs only your strongest potions

The Medic is having a romantic evening with his wife. The Heavy feels friend-zoned but then remembers he has a tub of pudding in the fridge.

The Engineer spends some quality time with his son, who wants to be just like Pop when he grows up.

Well that's not very nice at all.

The Medic gets a new hat for his birthday.

Sam from Danny Phantom is taking a slutty MySpace pic

Mister Tapeworm is singin' in the rain.

Gabe Newell once more delaying the release of Half Life 3.