Tyranitar, in an attempt to destroy /vp/, throws the earth into the sun.

3.3 MIRRION DORARUS

He's a robot.

Gentleman seagull 'popping' a 'cracka'.

A fish.

Duke Nukem on steroids tells someone offering him his dick to go fuck himself.

It's waiting for him at home.

Giraffe and rhino want to be more than friends.

"Snorlax used Rest!"

Jesus faces the power of our true overlord. ZEUS

Tom calls for revenge, being severely injured by Jerry's shenanigans.

There seems to be a lot of emphasis on the word NO.