You rudely threw my pet rock, Phillip, across the world and he landed in a patch of grass in Ethiopia. He is now crying out of fear.
Confucius says: if you got the booty that can swallow clothing bottoms, store pencils.
Rabid cookie monster.
Patrick replaced the eggs lightbulb
spiderman wearing overpriced shitty headphones
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