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You have failed basic arithmetic, physics, and Shakespearean literature. Good job.

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The parks department of toe-land. They are having chicken parmesan for lunch.

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The goo life.

Cupcake bitchslap!

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New Chain

A high-class zombie hooker. Sorry, "escort".

A man harassing a sad bear at the zoo.

an abstract expressionist painting

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