i am very excited to eat this tiny truck. thank you waiter for delivering me this tiny truck to eat with my metal utensils.

an old flame

the anal vore of a bowl of green grapes.

i'm deep inside you. are you?

holy shit vince offer from the shamwow commercials is 52 years old!

shrek popping cherries violently! very vicious

i wanna play twister with the girl next door!

Looking through a gun barrel James Bond style at a pipe with vomit in it. Very close to making a James Blunt joke but not really.

Gandalf the Grey as a chick. And not a granny, either. Not even close.

Brendon Walsh and his dracula teeth.

a titty monster stuffs its face with a footlong

zach galifianakis takes pleasure in knowing You'll never have a cool beard like his!