A catoctopus.

A super-strong mouse has ripped a person's arm off and is carrying it home to feed his family.

A pirate that is scratching his balls with his sword. Pirates never were very intelligent, were they?

Lots of pink and black circles, with a... pig? in a hat that looks to be ice-cream. He looks at you with black, fathomless eyes.

An emo-punk rocker chews on a biscuit while an onlooker thinks, "I think he's chewish?"

A weird man hangs out at a dirt pile while saying that only guys are allowed into his club.

An alien requests that you speak in his native language, "Nanu Nanu".

A Reddit-obsessed man named "Chuckie".

Ronald McDonald's mom should not be allowed to leave the house because her sense of fashion is horrible.

An Esperanto-speaking tourist.

A pokemon. No idea which one, though. Sorry. XD

A blue jellyfish coming out of an alien bear on an arm that was inside the bear's body.