The Kool-Aid man gettin' down with it

The blue M&M, lost in a sea of self-hatred, remembering how much she gave up for his/her brief moments of fame, shedding a single tear

A man with hairy palms reassuring himself that he'll get laid someday

Someone with boobs for eyes, a cock for a nose, and what appears to be an orange slice for a mouth

A sad green giraffe smoking a fat cigar

A jagged thumb and a cool story

A cigarette and a beer